health tips plus
A day without
sunshine is like -- night
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
Honk
if you love peace and quiet
Change is inevitable,
except from vending machines
How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis?
Raise my hand...
Light travels faster than sound.
That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Marital becomes martial if you put i in the wrong place
If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering
when did all of this happen?
Stressed spelt backwards......desserts
I never met a chocolate i didn't like
Chocolate isn't only for breakfast
I would give up chocolate but i am no quitter
Coffee, men, chocolate; the richer the better
What
did LaoTsu say to the hot dog man?
Make me one with everything
Lao Tsu paid
for the hot dog with a £20 note, which the vendor pockets
Lao Tsu says 'where's my change?' the vendor replies 'change must come from
within'
Almost all politicians are more concerned with deals than ideals
Its risky to test the depth of water with both feet
The joy of being ignorant is that there is so much to learn
Your value is not determined by your valuables
The out-of-body experience - isn't it called birth
A batchelor doesn't make the same mistake once
Ideas are very much like children - your own are wonderful
One advantage of growing old is that you no longer worry about dying young
A test to find if your life mission is complete: if you're alive. it isn't
There's no time like the present, and no present like time
Claims about levitation are groundless
Amnesia? never had it... not that i can remember anyway
Atheism is a non prophet organisation
Insomnia? try not too lose any sleep over it
A smile is a curve that straightens things out
All
this talk of allergies gets right up my nose
The way you listen speaks volumes
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed
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A Short History of Medicine 2000BC
'here eat this root' |